With the shocking Friday news dump of Sarah Palin’s breathless and bizarre resignation, some called yesterday “Alaskan Independence Day.”. Another aptly said, “Today, we are all Alaskans.” But something is fishy in Wasilla, and we suspect it’s not just salmon drying in the sun. In honor of David Letterman (since he can’t get around to it until at least Monday) we humbly offer our:
Top Ten Reasons Alaska Governor Sarah Palin REALLY Resigned:
Number 10:
The 686,293rd Alaskan called her to say, “you’ve gotten on my last nerve.”
Number 9:
She can’t sleep. She’s being haunted by the ghosts of turkeys of Thanksgivings past.
Number 8:
She got tired of saying, “It’s a snow MACHINE, NOT a snowmobile!
Number 7:
Plans for a Wasilla Neiman-Marcus were abruptly cancelled.
Number 6:
Four words: Fox show opposite Letterman!
Number 5:
Kept yelling “Makeup!” and “Wardrobe!” during state meetings, but nobody moved.
Number 4:
Lied during Katie Couric interview; she reads Vanity Fair!
Number 3:
Depressed since Jon and Kate split up, wants to help raise Gosselin kids to be just like Bristol.
Number 2:
Got Letterman to apologize, wants to work on Obama next!
And the Number 1 reason why Governor Sarah Palin REALLY resigned?
“I can see an indictment from my house!”
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